JABBERWOCKY
Lewis Carroll

‘Twas brillig, and the slithy toves
Did gyre and gimble in the wabe;
All mimsy were the borogoves,
And the mome raths outgrabe.

“Beware the Jabberwock, my son!
The jaws that bite, the claws that catch!
Beware the Jubjub …

Here we have an Ascii Periodic Table of the Elements, if I ever get bored, I’ll link every
one to a wikipedia article.

— …

THE COMPUTER USER’S REBOOT POEM

Don’t you wish when life is bad

and things just don’t compute,

That all we really had to do

was stop and hit reboot?

Things would all turn …

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Well, It’s funny, but I felt a need to showcase pictures of extremist and mideastern sentiment as shifting like the sands from which our oil come from.

Credits to failblog.org for the second picture.

Then!
NOW!

…

In Japan, they have replaced the impersonal and unhelpful Microsoft error
messages with Haiku poetry messages. Haiku poetry has strict construction
rules - each poem has only 17 syllables; 5 syllables in the first, 7 in the
second, …

This is completely relevant. But 787, 800, 1.6 trillion whatever the amount is….these politicians are stupid insane for wasting taxpayers dollars.

Case 1: Suppose you spend the money. Then someone else got it, and
either spent it (GOTO …

Here’s a little clarification of corporate lingo.
COMPETITIVE SALARY:

We remain competitive by paying less than our competitors.
JOIN OUR FAST-PACED COMPANY:

We have no time to train you.
CASUAL WORK ATMOSPHERE:

We don’t pay enough to expect that you’ll dress up well; a
couple of the …

Check it out.  =) Refresh the page a few times or click on the fortune cookie to load yourself up another new quip, or browse the new “pages” entry below the categories to see a writeup with links to a …

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Mircosoft(r) Windows(tm) Millenium main programm Source Code
(c)copyright 2000 Mircosoft Corporation
This is closed-source software.
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#include “win30.h”
#include “win95.h”
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