Category: hum0r

THE COMPUTER USER’S REBOOT POEM

Don’t you wish when life is bad

and things just don’t compute,

That all we really had to do

was stop and hit reboot?

Things would all turn …

Well, It’s funny, but I felt a need to showcase pictures of extremist and mideastern sentiment as shifting like the sands from which our oil come from.

Credits to failblog.org for the second picture.

Then!
NOW!

…

In Japan, they have replaced the impersonal and unhelpful Microsoft error
messages with Haiku poetry messages. Haiku poetry has strict construction
rules - each poem has only 17 syllables; 5 syllables in the first, 7 in the
second, …

/***********************************************************************
Mircosoft(r) Windows(tm) Millenium main programm Source Code
(c)copyright 2000 Mircosoft Corporation
This is closed-source software.
***********************************************************************/

#include “win30.h”
#include “win95.h”
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